Castlevania Flashbacks: Puzzled Platypus
So, a while ago I watched Season 3 of Netflix's Castlevania , based on the old Nintendo series. My first thought was that somehow they'd gotten a hold of the old Logic Stick Sagas and decided they needed some spicing up. The Lesser Prophet of Logic becomes a Sufi and gets to guiltlessly kill hordes of zombie-Christians after getting sage advice from a Jamaican Phoenix while The Dark Prophet and Puck go looking for kicks and giggles at the Abbey where the Greater Prophet has started a Cthulhu worshiping death cult. Meanwhile, Nausicaa, Ariel, and Viola have all holed up in a pimped-out Lesbian Duplex plotting to control the Land of Logic with something like actual efficiency that somehow involves Ariel and Tyr Elvenstar having hot and heavy Vampire-Good Girl-BDSM-Sex(TM). Oh yeah, and Paris loses all his friends, tries an Otaku-San-Vampire-Three Way(TM) and discovers that being alone is better. I speak to those who know. To those who don't, my mind's a blank -I'll