Bureau for Platypus Research and Defense

Much speculation has revolved around what exactly is wrong with my left ear. After consulting with Prof. Bruttenholm (pronounced "broom"), speculation has increasingly pointed to it becoming a focal point for the Ogdru Jahad, an ancient, evil being of unimaginable and apocalyptic capability (see picture). Second opinions are in the works...

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luminarumbra said…

Darn those Ogdru Jahad! They're like rats, except instead of infesting your house and your grain cellar, they infest your ear.

I hope it gets better soon. =/

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